Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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