I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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