The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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