I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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