Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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