i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
She just used a chaser for red wine.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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