She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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