i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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