Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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