Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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