Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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