You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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