i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Randomize