11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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