this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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