Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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