the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
A+ Viking dick
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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