It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Randomize
