Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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