I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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