I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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