Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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