It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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