then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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