i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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