Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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