East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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