oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
He did a backflip because drugs
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