Farmville is her only friend.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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