So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
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