He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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