K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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