Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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