So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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