You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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