I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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