They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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