There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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