the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
