you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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