Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
she was so not down for the gang bang
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
