Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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