This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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