i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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