I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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