Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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