addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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