still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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