I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Randomize
