i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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