trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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