once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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