In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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