How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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